If someone doesn’t tell me where tf they download their music illegally I’m going to scream.
goats are literally Masters of Physics
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*