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ratchetlarry:

ratchetlarry:

just realized how many girls are going to be at the concerts wearing little black dresses.

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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

2 hours ago ♥ 3:05 / 102,027 notes / troyesivan

sosungalittleclodofclay:

sakurasenshi:

Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

2 hours ago ♥ 2:59 / 205,361 notes / pizza / hammerlock
2 hours ago ♥ 2:54 / 172,601 notes / dino-sass / ladyleigh89

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

unshaped:

bitched:

trying on new jeans in the fitting roomimage

that is a dress

14 hours ago ♥ 2:47 / 99,198 notes / stop / bitched

“Now I’m gonna go with Zayn. Objectively speaking, he’s probably the most attractive human currently alive on the planet. So I mean, regardless of sexuality, if someone says they wouldn’t bang him, they’re probably lying.”

Dan Howell when asked which male celebrity he would make out with [x] (via sayyestostylinson)

14 hours ago ♥ 2:29 / 298,920 notes / highcutie / rejoiceful
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