just realized how many girls are going to be at the concerts wearing little black dresses.
science tumblr why the hoobly boobly
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
trying on new jeans in the fitting room
that is a dress